every time i see that “human brain cell and galaxy look the same” post with that accompanying commentary like “what if the stories in our brains are actually the real universes that are in our brain cells” i’m just
gravity falls fandom on august first
so tokyo is hosting the 2020 olympics just like akira predicted. i hope they do akira themed events such as: motorcycle fights, government overthrowing, and of course the classic mutating into a giant beast and destroying the world.
can somebody explain me this gif?
IT MEANS THAT CYCLISTS DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS AND IT MAKES THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY
I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G
I’m a biologist and I’d like to confirm that yes, this is entirely something we did because we find it funny
I AM THE FUCKING WORST ASIAN PERSON EVER I JUST FUCKING GOT THE PUN THAT IS ‘TAMAGOTCHI’ BC I WAS LIKE ‘YEAH TOMODACHI? BUT TAMAGOTCHI? WHY?’ WHEN I WAS YOUNG YOU GUYS I ALREADY KNEW THAT TAMAGO WAS EGG BUT I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THE JOKE IS “EGG FRIEND” YOU GUYS THEY ARE LITERALLY IN EGGS AND ARE YOUR FRIENDS FUCK EVERYTHING I’M FUCKING DONE
I’M GOING TO EAT AN EGG
Does anyone want a confused Haru? because here’s a confused Haru.
mmmHHHH hi there
Manliness increased by 2
Dad Humor increased by 5
Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels
Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1
Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2
New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze
why is dne so cute
instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”
you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan