when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade
"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."
"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"
Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.
"Make it work!"
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.
Here’s some English version edits of the new character profiles that just went up a little bit ago.
I tried to remember how I did the other ones but couldn’t find the right fonts again and gave up so sorry they’re so stylistically inconsistent ><
As usual, the information in these is varyingly different to the information in their famitsu profiles from last week, so there’s a few new tidbits in these.
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
when u tryna help out ya ugly friend
did we all just collectively forget that elijah wood was in spy kids 3
exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = I wanna have sex with you
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = ＢＬＵＥ ＥＹＥＳ ＵＬＴＩＭＡＴＥ